While Delhi Police successfully busted an internationally operating drug racket, their press release is nothing short of punches from a Kapil Sharma show, only better.
anuary 1, 2019UPDATED: January 1, 2019 16:08 IST
Delhi Police on New Year’s eve busted an international drug racket. Photo for representational purposes only. Pic: Reuters
For the Delhi Police, busting ganja rackets isn’t a big deal. But this New Year eve, they did not only get two guys behind bars for running an international kinda racket, they sent a press release that was the high point for them. Make that us. And there are lessons in that. But that is for later.
The nature of detailed information shared in the release deserves applause. As much as that happens to be a New Year gift from the Capital’s police force, we perceive the answers you are looking for.
According to the release, the consumption of drugs sky rocket during New Year’s Eve, just like we all learned from Go Goa Gone (minus the zombies).
Moreover, as per the Delhi Police’s official statement, India imports at least six types of ganja from the US. Yes, you read that right. We, the land of the lord of all things green and five-leaved, are importing ganja from Trump country. Shiva Shiva!
Apart from the variety of substances that Indians in Delhi like to get their hands on, some of this ultra strong stuff sounds like South African rappers, or like aliens dressed for fancy dress competitions, no? For example, Bubba Kush is a drug that causes contagious laughter. Could you believe? More